A SCOT, wha hae with Wallace bled, did
FEIGN that he himself were dead; used
CHALK to mark his face as pale, and
EAGER, lived to tell the tale.
[With apologies to Robbie Burns and nothing to do with this DQP]

ludic verbosity for the win
A SCOT, wha hae with Wallace bled, did
FEIGN that he himself were dead; used
CHALK to mark his face as pale, and
EAGER, lived to tell the tale.
[With apologies to Robbie Burns and nothing to do with this DQP]