Category: mKyleEdwards

TAPER the peppers lest an already

MOODY date turn irrevocably darker, just like the

CHILI, which you’ve made way too hot, a

SWILL guaranteed to ruin the evening.

AIDER can, with long, patient practice,

RIPEN into a full fledged encourager.

VISTA for kindness opportunities wide open,

WHEEL of grace starts to roll.

CANDY seller

PRIVY to the day’s

NINTH conversation about

DRIER repairs.

SUAVE executive meets

PASTY clerk to rewrite

BYLAW for procedural clarification in the

BLINK of an eye.

HARSH maybe to criticize plate

LADEN with chicken wings while

SLYLY suggesting weight to height

RATIO less proportional than formerly.

SURLY waiter on his tenth day in a row and a

TOUCH of a sarcastic bent not at all

SORRY for the havoc he’s gonna

WREAK on the bad tipping Applebee’s crowd.

BASIN in the backcountry often the site of

BAWDY activities not sanctioned by the park service, yet

REEDY bankside now quiet and holy where

VIGIL is held by solitary mourner healing slowly.

PRISM through which some see the world is a

GAUDY Cubs collectible plaque,

CRAFT beer from Michigan, and

SCORN for Walmart.

TORUS of abandoned tire now

VIPER nest, drainage

VALVE perfect route from which to

VAUNT over terrorized locals.

AHEAD of the curve this week, hitting the

GRIND hard, gotta save up a fair

HOARD for date night:

WOOER ain’t an easy gig.