Terry

CHOCK full of nonsensical aphorisms, adages, and
MAXIMs, Terry drove people crazy with
LOOPY wisdom like “The early bird catches the football” and
“ERODE to nowhere is better than erode to Baltimore.”

Monster Truck

CHOCK the wheels: you remember what happened the last time
hE RODE the monster truck: he went for
MAXIMum speed on that last jump, and the rims have been
LOOPY ever since…

Mangling the languages

You’re a big BOULE, you’re a SHOWY show-off.
I don’t like the TENOR of your manner, and I’d
never ELOPE with you, not even if you shunned your
SHOWY show-offness. Be gentle, you big BOULE.

Elopement

TENOR of the story: first taste of a sourdough
BOULE, ordered in a bakery, was divine.
ELOPE? Yes, the bread decided it–for life holds unexpected treasures!
SHOWY? Yes. Yet, she has not regretted it.