The schemer

GRIND my baggage into my cabin and

HOARD all available space. Full steam

AHEAD, the Captain cries, leaving my

WOOER with egg on his face.          

Pitching Woo

AHEAD might lie defeat or tedium’s drawn-out
GRIND. Yet errant knight will not
HOARD his store of galant charm:
WOOER pitches mandatory woo.

Alliterative Silliness

WOOER of words, whose wonder and whimsy  
GRIND gritty graceless granite into glorious gilded gloss and
HOARD hyperbatons and homophones to hail halcyon histories with humorous harangues, 
AHEAD of his age, amusing the masses, elevating all our affections

The Great Taboo

HYENAs—cynics, rather, circle laughing over power’s triumph,
HOVER beyond light’s edge, waiting for weakening hope to perish.
AMEND preying ways? Never! Yet, a mighty one descends to break
TABOO: power laid down can overcome the scoffing strong.